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Yes, and while I'm at it, why don't I hand over my car keys to those friendly looking teenagers who are over there in that dark alleyway kicking the homeless man in the stomach? No thank you, I'll just settle for looking at a webpage which doesn't resemble a large amount of colored paint bombs detonated in a crystal meth factory. Of course people might not visit "my site in cyberspace," but that's a risk I'm willing to take for the sake of sanity.

PS: Then there's this.

PPS: Oh Lord, and this too.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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