Trailrider's Choice an interactive collection of most Excellent, submitted by Aaronr909. "Trailrider's Choice" is an excellent site which features other similairly excellent sites that choose to embrace the central theme of "the word 'excellence' now suddenly means 'shit'." We've got fruity-colored links, background animated gifs which makes your soul bleed, surreal text, and just a horrible train wreck of HTML and Paintshop-gone-wrong. However, the true gem in this site lies in the fact that the author HAS HIS OWN WEBSITE DESIGNING SERVICE.

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Yes, and while I'm at it, why don't I hand over my car keys to those friendly looking teenagers who are over there in that dark alleyway kicking the homeless man in the stomach? No thank you, I'll just settle for looking at a webpage which doesn't resemble a large amount of colored paint bombs detonated in a crystal meth factory. Of course people might not visit "my site in cyberspace," but that's a risk I'm willing to take for the sake of sanity.

PS: Then there's this.

PPS: Oh Lord, and this too.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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