Wolf's Cyberden, submitted by Josh. Well, I'm not sure what is sadder: the fact that this place exists in the first place or the fact that it has seemingly not been updated since 1996.
Thanks for dropping by. Please feel free to Sniff around and enjoy learning a little about the rather strange Wolf that put all this together and into Cyberspace. Be warned however; that I have a rather warped sense of humor (the scary part is that it's one of my better qualities) and proceeding beyond this point is at your risk!.
Yeah, ok, sure.
There is absolutely nothing "pornographic" in of any of my pages; however, if you are offended by frank discussions of sexual interests do NOT access the "Sexual" topic page located on the "all about Wolf" subpage. Also, since my original CyberDen Homepage generated a lot of questions regarding this topic, let me state the following, and for the official record: YES I am Gay! Also, I like (and I am proud of) who I am and that includes being a former police officer, currently working for the federal government, and the fact that I just happen to be Gay.
Oh, I see. Sure.
|Romance||YUP - A LOT!||YUP! A LOT|
|Cuddling||YUP! - A LOT||YUP! - ALOT|
|Kissing||YUP! - A LOT||YUP! - ALOT|
|Foreplay/massage||YUP - A LOT||YUP! A LOT|
|Oral Sex||YUP! - A LOT||YUP! - A LOT|
|Anal Sex||YUP! - A LOT||Once in a blue moon... maybe|
|Tit Play||YUP! - Gently to hard||YUP! - gently!|
|Scat||NEVER - YUK!||NEVER - YUK|
|Fisting||Not Really||NEVER! No Way!|
|Fanasy Sex Scenes||Ask me!||Ask Me!|
Hey, great. Cool.
Well, I gotta go.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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