S_m_i_L_e's Xanga Site, submitted by Charles. This site is completely unreadable. I am going to have to select some random text and paste it in here to know what the site is about.

Wednesday, August 07, 2002
i quit xanga!! but if i do come back (i prolli wont) im most likely too use "litt0xthugette" aiites well.. byee!
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Wednesday, July 24, 2002
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Monday, July 22, 2002
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S_m_i_L_e's Welcome Message:
Start a day with a smile,
Really it's worth while.
Come and share my weblog,
remember share and don't hog.
Come and enter my world,
come and see and let your head twirl.
My life is now apart of yours,
to you my feelings will pour.
But with your eyes you cannot see, that this is not the real me.

Okay, that's a little better. Still, the giant Final Fantasy background and the light blue text sear my soul with idiotic grrlish hellfire.

I think she has a guestbook, I'm not sure though.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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