Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear, submitted by Lionel Hutz. If you're in need of a big gay pillow, look no further than the Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear lineup. For some reason I find the concept of needing to buy a special pillow to get railed in the ass exceedingly funny. While these products are specifically targeted for homosexual men, don't worry gay readers, anyone who has to buy these to get fucked up the ass is a retard in my book!

Off the bed sex is hotter, softer, wilder - yet quieter! Stop worrying about roommates or neighbors overhearing you! Let loose, go wild, don't hold back! Stand, straddle and squat with no squeaks and no headboard. Stack it with Wedge or Ramp to create a free standing sex station.

Please take special note of the many illustrations on the site. Apparently the ass sex pillow thing is supposed to be used on rooftops, the deck's of ships, and by pregnant men. In case you didn't gather from the censored image and the fact that this site is about an ass sex pillow, THIS SITE IS NOT PARTICULARLY SAFE FOR VIEWING AT WORK.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

More Awful Link of the Day

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.