That Goddamn Ninja Web Site, submitted by A Shitload of Morons. Hey, do you folks remember that wacky Ninja Site where the guy talks like an excited teenager about ninjas rocking out on guitars and popping boners? Well SO DO FUCKING I! We get this site submitted as an Awful Link of the Day roughly ten times an hour and boy am I sick of reading the witty e-mails like "hey check this ste out" or "hay this is a good 1". WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN NINJA SITE. Children who won't be born for a hundred years somehow already know about the ninja site. So please, for the love of Christ, stop sending us links to the ninja site or I will totally rock out hard on my guitar and pop three copies of Bugbear and Klez out to you via e-mail! IT WILL BE TOTALLY AWESOME!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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