Brooklyn, NYC was once a hotbed of gang violence, with groups like the Pure Hells, Satan Souls and Screaming Phantoms carving out their turf. The borough has gotten a bit safer over the years, but many dangerous gangs are still at large. Here is the most up-to-date map of these gangs' locations.
1. Latin MILFs
2. Segway Punks
3. Vegan Kings
4. Outlaw Beards
5. Etsy Street Team
6. Los Bohos
7. Psycho Couriers
8. Passive Aggressors
9. Suicide Vapers
10. Rogue Delivery Drones
11. Gluten Freedom Fighters
12. Devil's Loiterers
13. Slum Poets
14. Fat Shamers
15. Busker Mafia
16. Fedora Initiative
17. gaNg+1
18. Diabetic Juggalos
19. Thrift Shop Boys
20. tumblr rumblrs
21. East Side Truthers
22. Subway Gropers
23. Alt-Crips
24. Zipcar Jackers
25. Midnight Bowlers
26. Trigger Warnings
27. Shade Throwers
28. Subhumans of New York
29. Criminal Collective
30. Red Hook Gentrifiers
31. Dunham's Disciples
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