GI Joe Erotic Fan Fiction Archive, submitted by Forum Goon. Since I'm apparently turning this week into GI Joe fever here at Something Awful I thought it would coincide nicely with that sickness to offer up a Joe-themed Awful Link. This one comes courtesy of the SA Forums, a power house of discovering shitty links. Pretty much any TV show or movie has erotic fan fiction being written for it and posted on the Internet, and GI Joe is no exception. Unzip those pants, make a fist around your dick, and buckle your seatbelts, because things are about to get hot! Let me rephrase that; H-O-T!
Meanwhile, back inside the quarters of the Crimson Guard Commanders, a nude Tomax had forced his stiff cock into Lady Jaye's mouth and an also-nude Xamot was slamming his stone hard cock into her pussy.
"It appears that she's...!" said a smiling Tomax, while tugging on her hair.
"...Enjoying it, brother!" said an also-smiling Xamot.
Shockingly Tomax and Xamot aren't into twin-themed bondage. Among the more usual GI Joe porn stories are a few crossovers that got me laughing. The description for one particularly massive series is enough to make me giggle like a sex slave to the Crimson Guard.
' Pizzazz and Fox - By Jerrica Xamont
This story is a special crossover story involving G.I. Joe, Jem, and Gargoyles, and it features Pizzazz of the Misfits, Tomax and Xamot of the Cobra Crimson Guard, and David Xanatos. ONGOING.
Tomax and Xamot are obviously fan fiction favorites, but who knew that they would work so well with characters from Jem and Gargoyles?! A++++ would read again!
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