See, I think the problem here is that the comic wasn't translated into English correctly. Let me examine its native German content and try to present a more accurate representation:
Hmmm, either way it's pretty crappy. Oh well, they worship David Hasselhoff over there, so what can you expect? I'll tell you what: shit.
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A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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