See, I think the problem here is that the comic wasn't translated into English correctly. Let me examine its native German content and try to present a more accurate representation:
Hmmm, either way it's pretty crappy. Oh well, they worship David Hasselhoff over there, so what can you expect? I'll tell you what: shit.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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