ZOMBIE & MUMMY, submitted by MiRRoRMaN. Now normally I would be all in favor of zombie and mummy-related propaganda. However, "Zombie and Mummy" just doesn't hold its own water, no matter what way you look at it and no matter how little water you enter into the equation. I'm assuming this site is supposed to be some shrine dedicated to the "wacky" antics of a zombie and a mummy and their adventures in Javascriptland. Perhaps there's a group of seventeen German people who find this to be utterly hilarious, but they're probably the same seventeen German people who find scat porn to rank up there culturally with Renaissance artwork.

See, I think the problem here is that the comic wasn't translated into English correctly. Let me examine its native German content and try to present a more accurate representation:

Hmmm, either way it's pretty crappy. Oh well, they worship David Hasselhoff over there, so what can you expect? I'll tell you what: shit.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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