Yellow Rat 'FoxySquirrel' Fairydiddle's Journal, submitted by Itachi. These days finding a horrifying personality dwelling in the sewer of Live Journal is not all that remarkable, but that's not to say that the personalities themselves aren't quite remarkable. They seeminly exist just to obsessively update an invisible audience on their every move, mood swing, and CD change. The best are the ones like FoxySquirrel whose journals are so insane and vile that they might as well be open letters to the FBI. FoxySquirrel, from what I've gathered, is a functionally retarded person who thinks they are a squirrel, that they are pretty much every sexual orientation possible, and that they are definitely furry.
i have to say i am both DEPRESSED and ANGERY right now
i mean, how HARD is it to find someone who cares
i'm going to see my Grandaddy in a mo
if he's there
my bro is all ill and yuk. hope he gets better in a SMALL amount of time
i love Squirrels
i AM a Squirrel
i'm a WOMYN to
and i'm GAY
"Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[...]eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ;-denie your maker--------er"
"alice in chains"
These are the web sites, the mad rantings of mongoloid sexual deviants, that ensure the Internet will never be as legitimate as actual publishing. As long as FoxySquirrel can run his/her ignored freakshow of stupidity sites like Home Starr Runner will never be as remembered as the shittiest Garfield compilation.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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