Sheep Poo Paper, submitted by swartkrans. They say necessity is the mother of all invention. While things like the light bulb, Penicillin, and the Gamefaqs "Goku Fight" forum certainly back this statement up, I still have yet to find a practical use for Sheep Poo Paper. I mean, if we ever hit a point where all the trees are gone and our only way to make paper is through sheep dung, we'll probably have bigger problems than running out of envelopes. I, for one, would be looking for a gun so I could unload a few clips into the people who made Sheep Poo Paper. Sheep Poo High Powered Carbine Rifle With Silencer And Hollowpoint Rounds? That's fucking innovation, people.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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