Sheep Poo Paper, submitted by swartkrans. They say necessity is the mother of all invention. While things like the light bulb, Penicillin, and the Gamefaqs "Goku Fight" forum certainly back this statement up, I still have yet to find a practical use for Sheep Poo Paper. I mean, if we ever hit a point where all the trees are gone and our only way to make paper is through sheep dung, we'll probably have bigger problems than running out of envelopes. I, for one, would be looking for a gun so I could unload a few clips into the people who made Sheep Poo Paper. Sheep Poo High Powered Carbine Rifle With Silencer And Hollowpoint Rounds? That's fucking innovation, people.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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