This week I assigned the target of classic movie posters. The goons had a large number of sources to work from, as there are many galleries of vintage movie posters occupying prime Internet real estate. As can be expected, the results were scary, funny, and a glowing indictment of humanity. But that was to be expected.You, the end user, are invited to journey beyond the stars (but not too far, because dinner will be ready in a half hour) and experience the joys and wonders of Goons destroying classic films.
I got things started by offering up this patriotic salute to America's vampires:
"pipebomb" created this terrifying movie about a male mummy with a womb. Those crazy hermaphrodites!
"pipebomb" really likes exploring mummy sexuality:
"Sandamnit" messes with the Belvedere, and is therefore on my shit list:
The dead don't stay dead for long, thanks to "DocEvil":
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!