Preggie Pops, submitted by Mike da Gun Nut. Mike da Gun Nut has a little something extra in his bowl for trick-or-treaters in the form of relief from their pregnancy pains. This delicious sucker is guaranteed to be the cure for what ails many a young ghoul and ghost this Halloween!

Pregnancy often results in the occurrence of morning sickness in many women. Preggie Pops are naturally flavored lollipops made especially for pregnant women. It is our intent to make life a little sweeter and easier for you during this exciting time of life.

Mmmmm, those kids will be in for a delicious and helpful surprise! Preggie Pops certainly beat those awful peanut butter candies in the black and orange wax wrappers.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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