POPE JOHN PAUL II USES ANOTHER BLACK MAGICK SATANIC SYMBOL, submitted by bomb. I thought that my world was safe. That life was pretty good overall and I could breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that the secret illuminati were not in control of the Vatican and planning to anally probe me until I stopped liking it.

I was wrong.

The New World Order is coming! Are you ready? Once you understand what this New World Order really is, and how it is being gradually implemented, you will be able to see it progressing in your daily news!! Learn how to protect yourself, your loved ones! Stand by for insights so startling you will never look at the news the same way again. YOU ARE NOW ONTHE CUTTING EDGE

To be honest with you, I don't know what this page is all about, but I'm all for being ONTHE CUTTING EDGE. There's talk about the Kingdom of the Antichrist, a whole lot of inverted crosses, and even a little bit of this:

While the site seems concerned about a Satanic black magic cult attempting to do something vaguely bad to humanity, the maniacal length of this diatribe leads me to believe that there is no God at all. With no God, there's no Satan, right? No Satan = crisis averted.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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