Red Lobster

Saturday, Dec 13, 2003 by Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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Red Lobster, submitted by me. This next quote is from the "Fun Zone" of the Red Lobster site, in which they are clearly targeting children with their propaganda. See for yourself how they associate the senseless simulated slavery and murder of lobsters with "fun".

We've got a lobster on the run. And it's up to you to track him down. Go for it.

Bastards.

See what's cooking: Live Maine lobster. Pick one out of our tank! Served steamed or broiled with a deviled-crab stuffing.

You bastards.

YUM! Red Lobster is so special because it brings my entire family BACK TO THE DINNER TABLE! We love the seafood, the laughter, and great service. Red Lobster...we are a LOBSTER LOVING family.

You heartless bastards.

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– Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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