Cunt Circus, submitted by Hardcore. When you go to a website called "Cunt Circus" you're probably not expecting the content to literally match the title. This is you first mistake, your second mistake is actually clicking the like and going to the not work safe Cunt Circus, which is full of cartoon vaginas performing circus acts. Cunts jump through hoops, cunts dance in lines, and cunts walk tight ropes in a crazed selection of horrid Flash Animations. There is also a small collection of clown erotic fiction, as if you needed that.
It was about a 30-minute ride to her apartment. Along the way we chatted and flirted, talking about how she got into clowning and her life in college. I told her how well her gorgeous bubble butt went with her clown name of "Bubbles", and she laughed, placing her hand on my leg.
I'm really having a lot of difficulty here explaining the target demographic of this site. Are there people who actually have a fetish for disembodied cartoon vaginas with clown-like pubic hair doing circus routines? It's definitely a possibility but some part of me wants to deny the reality of the situation. Don't worry, another year of doing ALoDs like Cunt Circus and that tiny sliver will wither and die just like the rest of me.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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