Reliance Armor Systems, submitted by Jeff. I have spent the past week pouring over every website even slightly related to body armor on the entire Internet and I have come to a conclusion: they pretty much all suck. While Reliance Armor Systems is definitely not the worst of the bunch, I figured I would use it since our buddy Jeff who is helping us with the armor plates works there. To the people in the body armor industry; look, I know having a rad website is not the top priority in your industry, but when you're selling products on the web maybe just a few less animated GIFs would be nice.
While you're looking at this site feel free to buy a whole bunch of stuff, because these folks are really great and I can't say enough nice things about them. Except that damn spinning dollar sign has got to go.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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