Google, submitted by The Internet. There it is, the open door to the Internet. It can be daunting knowing what to type into that search box to lead you to the doorstep of various horrors. I would suggest things like "furcon", "inflationist", "amputee photos", "catamite", or "macro vore", but I trust your instincts as a Something Awful reader to find your way in the tangle of smut. Good luck and Godspeed you on your way.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.