Google, submitted by The Internet. There it is, the open door to the Internet. It can be daunting knowing what to type into that search box to lead you to the doorstep of various horrors. I would suggest things like "furcon", "inflationist", "amputee photos", "catamite", or "macro vore", but I trust your instincts as a Something Awful reader to find your way in the tangle of smut. Good luck and Godspeed you on your way.
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