Google, submitted by The Internet. There it is, the open door to the Internet. It can be daunting knowing what to type into that search box to lead you to the doorstep of various horrors. I would suggest things like "furcon", "inflationist", "amputee photos", "catamite", or "macro vore", but I trust your instincts as a Something Awful reader to find your way in the tangle of smut. Good luck and Godspeed you on your way.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.