Google, submitted by The Internet. There it is, the open door to the Internet. It can be daunting knowing what to type into that search box to lead you to the doorstep of various horrors. I would suggest things like "furcon", "inflationist", "amputee photos", "catamite", or "macro vore", but I trust your instincts as a Something Awful reader to find your way in the tangle of smut. Good luck and Godspeed you on your way.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.