Google, submitted by The Internet. There it is, the open door to the Internet. It can be daunting knowing what to type into that search box to lead you to the doorstep of various horrors. I would suggest things like "furcon", "inflationist", "amputee photos", "catamite", or "macro vore", but I trust your instincts as a Something Awful reader to find your way in the tangle of smut. Good luck and Godspeed you on your way.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.