NASA, submitted by NASA's computer filter. Oh hey, my choices here are NASA and the FBI. Since I'm honestly afraid that FBI guy will unhinge his jaw and swallow my head I'm going to go with NASA. Look at that "way cool" Flash animation that opens the site. Yeah, Mars, wow. Way to go guys, hey did you find any more water or rocks or whatever? You did?! That's so precious. While your remote control car is out there doing whatever I'm up here in space having a blast and getting zero media attention.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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