NASA, submitted by NASA's computer filter. Oh hey, my choices here are NASA and the FBI. Since I'm honestly afraid that FBI guy will unhinge his jaw and swallow my head I'm going to go with NASA. Look at that "way cool" Flash animation that opens the site. Yeah, Mars, wow. Way to go guys, hey did you find any more water or rocks or whatever? You did?! That's so precious. While your remote control car is out there doing whatever I'm up here in space having a blast and getting zero media attention.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
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