NASA, submitted by NASA's computer filter. Oh hey, my choices here are NASA and the FBI. Since I'm honestly afraid that FBI guy will unhinge his jaw and swallow my head I'm going to go with NASA. Look at that "way cool" Flash animation that opens the site. Yeah, Mars, wow. Way to go guys, hey did you find any more water or rocks or whatever? You did?! That's so precious. While your remote control car is out there doing whatever I'm up here in space having a blast and getting zero media attention.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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