NASA, submitted by NASA's computer filter. Oh hey, my choices here are NASA and the FBI. Since I'm honestly afraid that FBI guy will unhinge his jaw and swallow my head I'm going to go with NASA. Look at that "way cool" Flash animation that opens the site. Yeah, Mars, wow. Way to go guys, hey did you find any more water or rocks or whatever? You did?! That's so precious. While your remote control car is out there doing whatever I'm up here in space having a blast and getting zero media attention.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.