NASA, submitted by NASA's computer filter. Oh hey, my choices here are NASA and the FBI. Since I'm honestly afraid that FBI guy will unhinge his jaw and swallow my head I'm going to go with NASA. Look at that "way cool" Flash animation that opens the site. Yeah, Mars, wow. Way to go guys, hey did you find any more water or rocks or whatever? You did?! That's so precious. While your remote control car is out there doing whatever I'm up here in space having a blast and getting zero media attention.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.