FanPants, submitted by Charbs. Mankind has had to wrestle with the insurmountable burden of toting along seat cushions to major sporting events for years now, maybe even longer. I don't know, I'd have to look at a calendar to be precise, and to be honest, I hate calendars, so I'm not ready to make that kind of sacrifice just to determine how long mankind has been toting along seat cushions to major sporting events. Fan Pants is an incredible new invention which will abolish those cumbersome seat cushions, finally taking the human race into the next generation of comfort, a generation full of people with absolutely comically huge asses.
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When you wear your FanPants tm at a game your number could be drawn to win a prize! If your team wins your number could be drawn to win cash!
Sweet! Finally an incentive for me to wear pants! The illustrations on this page combined with the sheer idiocy of FanPants itself makes this one of the most informative and helpful sites on the Internet, ranking up there with CNN.com and that one website where the guy reviews the food he ate for lunch each day.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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