Yahoo Geocities, submitted by Internet. This whole update is essentially a series of Awful Links, only perhaps slightly more diabolical than usual. To that end I would like to make the ALoD today the virtual nation that harbors these enemies of freedom. Yahoo may have purchased Geocities but it is the same slum of idiocy and evil it has always been. Now they just harbor real evil instead of the "I dress my cats up like cartoon characters" sort of evil. Expect the waves of bombers to arrive overhead very soon Yahoo!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.