Yahoo Geocities, submitted by Internet. This whole update is essentially a series of Awful Links, only perhaps slightly more diabolical than usual. To that end I would like to make the ALoD today the virtual nation that harbors these enemies of freedom. Yahoo may have purchased Geocities but it is the same slum of idiocy and evil it has always been. Now they just harbor real evil instead of the "I dress my cats up like cartoon characters" sort of evil. Expect the waves of bombers to arrive overhead very soon Yahoo!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.