Yahoo Geocities, submitted by Internet. This whole update is essentially a series of Awful Links, only perhaps slightly more diabolical than usual. To that end I would like to make the ALoD today the virtual nation that harbors these enemies of freedom. Yahoo may have purchased Geocities but it is the same slum of idiocy and evil it has always been. Now they just harbor real evil instead of the "I dress my cats up like cartoon characters" sort of evil. Expect the waves of bombers to arrive overhead very soon Yahoo!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.