Yahoo Geocities, submitted by Internet. This whole update is essentially a series of Awful Links, only perhaps slightly more diabolical than usual. To that end I would like to make the ALoD today the virtual nation that harbors these enemies of freedom. Yahoo may have purchased Geocities but it is the same slum of idiocy and evil it has always been. Now they just harbor real evil instead of the "I dress my cats up like cartoon characters" sort of evil. Expect the waves of bombers to arrive overhead very soon Yahoo!
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.