Yahoo Geocities, submitted by Internet. This whole update is essentially a series of Awful Links, only perhaps slightly more diabolical than usual. To that end I would like to make the ALoD today the virtual nation that harbors these enemies of freedom. Yahoo may have purchased Geocities but it is the same slum of idiocy and evil it has always been. Now they just harbor real evil instead of the "I dress my cats up like cartoon characters" sort of evil. Expect the waves of bombers to arrive overhead very soon Yahoo!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.