The Wild Rose Homepage, submitted by Sean. Hey kids, ever wanted to experience the drop-dead thrills and chills of being hung over and brutally nauseous without ever touching a drop of alcohol? Well head on over to The Wild Rose website where you can see exactly how it feels to want to puke out every single ounce of fluid in your body!
I kept on trying to click links on that site to find some text I could quote here, but my web browser locked up and crashed every single time I clicked on anything at all. I suppose that's actually a beneficial feature, as it prevented me from subjecting my eyes to any more deadly terror embedded on this absolute mess of god knows what.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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