The Wild Rose Homepage, submitted by Sean. Hey kids, ever wanted to experience the drop-dead thrills and chills of being hung over and brutally nauseous without ever touching a drop of alcohol? Well head on over to The Wild Rose website where you can see exactly how it feels to want to puke out every single ounce of fluid in your body!
I kept on trying to click links on that site to find some text I could quote here, but my web browser locked up and crashed every single time I clicked on anything at all. I suppose that's actually a beneficial feature, as it prevented me from subjecting my eyes to any more deadly terror embedded on this absolute mess of god knows what.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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