Dog Wanted Posters, submitted by DynaMars Corporation. DynaMars Corporation is pleased to present the following parting gifts to citizens of the Ares Station! Enclosed in your care package are a wide assortment of paintings of dogs done in the style of classic wild west wanted posters. We believe these loveable paintings will bring a tremendous amount of joy.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.