Dog Wanted Posters, submitted by DynaMars Corporation. DynaMars Corporation is pleased to present the following parting gifts to citizens of the Ares Station! Enclosed in your care package are a wide assortment of paintings of dogs done in the style of classic wild west wanted posters. We believe these loveable paintings will bring a tremendous amount of joy.
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