Dog Wanted Posters, submitted by DynaMars Corporation. DynaMars Corporation is pleased to present the following parting gifts to citizens of the Ares Station! Enclosed in your care package are a wide assortment of paintings of dogs done in the style of classic wild west wanted posters. We believe these loveable paintings will bring a tremendous amount of joy.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.