Dog Wanted Posters, submitted by DynaMars Corporation. DynaMars Corporation is pleased to present the following parting gifts to citizens of the Ares Station! Enclosed in your care package are a wide assortment of paintings of dogs done in the style of classic wild west wanted posters. We believe these loveable paintings will bring a tremendous amount of joy.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.