The Death of America and the Constitution, submitted by Brute Scoot N' Boogie. Also known as "The Laws That Will End Freedom: A Prophetic Warning By The Brother of Yeshua/Jesus", this site is an impossibly sprawling mess of ten thousand word madman religious rants crammed onto single pages. The Brother of Yeshua/Jesus believes delightful things like "Satan Wants You To Vote Democrat":

Satan works through the Democratic Party to turn the children away from God -- and bring them into servitude to the demonic forces of darkness. Speaking of the children Yeshua warned: "It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones" (Luke 17:2 KJV). Those who offend or stumble a child, will bring the severest of judgments upon themselves.

Better watch what you say around the kids, or you'll end up in hell like all the Democrats! What could make someone so impossibly crazy?

At the beginning of our Common Era I lived as Jacob who you call James. At that time I was known as the brother of Yeshua/Jesus, and I was the first and primary leader of the New Covenant Movement known as TheWay (The Way).

It becomes clear! Like a vision from God or Donald Trump I now see why James/Jacob/Brother of Jesus/Ruler of The Way Cult is a little bit insane. God made italic purple text to test the faitful.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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