Stephen Cohen - ARTIST, submitted by Gerry. These days, ANYTHING is considered "art." Even this monstrosity.
I sacrificed pieces of myself to present Limping into the African Renaissance on the Dance Umbrella platforn a month ago. I swallowed my pride - together with a glass of goo from out of my arsehole. I hurt my spine doing acrobatics with a prosthetic leg, I burned myself dancing with fire-crackers, I flouted moral and legal restrictions, I shamed myself with a soundtrack of other people's abuse of me. I did it because I believe in my art and my art demands I eat myself ... even if I taste shit.
Please note that from this point on, I really despise art and will seek to destroy it whenever it is encountered.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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