Stephen Cohen - ARTIST, submitted by Gerry. These days, ANYTHING is considered "art." Even this monstrosity.
I sacrificed pieces of myself to present Limping into the African Renaissance on the Dance Umbrella platforn a month ago. I swallowed my pride - together with a glass of goo from out of my arsehole. I hurt my spine doing acrobatics with a prosthetic leg, I burned myself dancing with fire-crackers, I flouted moral and legal restrictions, I shamed myself with a soundtrack of other people's abuse of me. I did it because I believe in my art and my art demands I eat myself ... even if I taste shit.
Please note that from this point on, I really despise art and will seek to destroy it whenever it is encountered.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.