Stephen Cohen - ARTIST, submitted by Gerry. These days, ANYTHING is considered "art." Even this monstrosity.
I sacrificed pieces of myself to present Limping into the African Renaissance on the Dance Umbrella platforn a month ago. I swallowed my pride - together with a glass of goo from out of my arsehole. I hurt my spine doing acrobatics with a prosthetic leg, I burned myself dancing with fire-crackers, I flouted moral and legal restrictions, I shamed myself with a soundtrack of other people's abuse of me. I did it because I believe in my art and my art demands I eat myself ... even if I taste shit.
Please note that from this point on, I really despise art and will seek to destroy it whenever it is encountered.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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