The Watcher Files: Human Reptilians, Aliens, Abduction, Secret G, submitted by Isbiten. This guy's got the right idea!
Is Ted Kennedy Shape-shifting?
The Connection Between UFOs and Satanism
Is Kofi a Reptilian?
Is Lucifer a Hemaphrodite?
Joint Alien and Human Underground Bases: Is our Government in Collusion with Lucifer and His Forces? Yes!
Is Hillary the next clone project?
Did Al Gore shape-shift on TV?
YES, YES, AND YES!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.