The Watcher Files: Human Reptilians, Aliens, Abduction, Secret G, submitted by Isbiten. This guy's got the right idea!
Is Ted Kennedy Shape-shifting?
The Connection Between UFOs and Satanism
Is Kofi a Reptilian?
Is Lucifer a Hemaphrodite?
Joint Alien and Human Underground Bases: Is our Government in Collusion with Lucifer and His Forces? Yes!
Is Hillary the next clone project?
Did Al Gore shape-shift on TV?
YES, YES, AND YES!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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