One week ago, Americans voted and did a pretty good job of it. At the very least, U.S. poll-goers established that having really dumb opinions about rape isn't the sure-fire election strategy it might have seemed to be! But what about the candidates who lost - what will they do next? It's a relevant question, and that relevance should not be diminished by the fact that most of the politicians the SA Goons chose to represent this theme are still in office, or Australian, or dead.
Over the last few weeks an outnumbered but brave group of men calmly used facts and logic to conclusively prove that women are ruining video games with their lustful object bodies. But there are other threats to everything gamers hold dear.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.