One week ago, Americans voted and did a pretty good job of it. At the very least, U.S. poll-goers established that having really dumb opinions about rape isn't the sure-fire election strategy it might have seemed to be! But what about the candidates who lost - what will they do next? It's a relevant question, and that relevance should not be diminished by the fact that most of the politicians the SA Goons chose to represent this theme are still in office, or Australian, or dead.

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