Stop Bullying Now!, submitted by dorquemada. So let me get this straight. We're going to stop bullies from beating up nerds by making shitty Flash cartoons that only nerds will ever see? Whatever you say United States Government!
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This isn't going to do a goddamn thing to stop anybody from getting beat up by bullies. Here's how you put a stop to this shit. Slap a pair of handcuffs on the bullies and show them what a real prison is like. Tell them that if they want to keep assulting people they'll end up here where their anus will be the one getting bullied.
But God forbid we hurt their feelings.
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