Fat Teen Boys Message, submitted by Peter W. If you are into fat teen boys then you’ve come to the right place! There is no other place in the world that has more fatasses than on the Internet! Here is a message board that actually celebrates fat boys and their aspirations to become the fattest thing on the block.

Welcome to the official Fat Teen Boys message board. Here, you can talk about being a fat teen boy, gaining experiences, your favorite pic, etc. Just keep dirty stuff to a minimum, and report ANY and ALL sightings! Thanks, Kyle Wese (kwese1)

I’m getting hard already!

I wish you the best of luck my friend. I did this last week and it was great! By the way, did I tell you how much I love black text on a dark blue background? No? Well then, I LOVE IT.

If the fat teen boys message board doesn’t satisfy you check out the Fatty Male Tales group on Yahoo. They already have 65 members. Will you be 66? Let’s hope not because that would be disgusting!

– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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