Nokia's Cell Phone Avatars, submitted by mjq jazz bar. If you thought my illustrations for the Blade article were bad wait until you see these animations from Nokia. A giant cell phone company has animated GIFs that look like they were drawn by children. Young and very stupid children. Here is Nokia's idea of "manga."
Things only get worse when you see what a monster looks like in the minds of Nokia.
This sort of crap would be completely unremarkable on some shitty Geocities website. This is one of the biggest telephone manufacturers in the world.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.