Nokia's Cell Phone Avatars, submitted by mjq jazz bar. If you thought my illustrations for the Blade article were bad wait until you see these animations from Nokia. A giant cell phone company has animated GIFs that look like they were drawn by children. Young and very stupid children. Here is Nokia's idea of "manga."
Things only get worse when you see what a monster looks like in the minds of Nokia.
This sort of crap would be completely unremarkable on some shitty Geocities website. This is one of the biggest telephone manufacturers in the world.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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