Nokia's Cell Phone Avatars, submitted by mjq jazz bar. If you thought my illustrations for the Blade article were bad wait until you see these animations from Nokia. A giant cell phone company has animated GIFs that look like they were drawn by children. Young and very stupid children. Here is Nokia's idea of "manga."
Things only get worse when you see what a monster looks like in the minds of Nokia.
This sort of crap would be completely unremarkable on some shitty Geocities website. This is one of the biggest telephone manufacturers in the world.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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