ElderAdo Financial, submitted by Psychicattack. Jim Elder is here to help you overcome your financial crisis in the best possible way. Forget degrees and receipts, all you need is faith in the Lord and lots of prayer!
ElderAdo Financial is a faith based Christian Financial Planning firm that blends our faith along with traditional financial planning standards. We manage investment accounts with Christian values in mind for our client's accounts. In order to be effective stewards for our clients we avoid investments such as abortion, pornography, alcohol, tobacco, gambling and stem-cell research.
"Christian Financial Planning" is only slightly less idiotic than "Creation Science" or "Faith Based Fractions." God has a lot of answers to the harder questions in life. Those questions are usually not asked by IRS auditors.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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