Welcome to the 7th Day ARM, submitted by Laconfir. Why are crazy people so attracted to large, colorful fonts and completely horrid background images? What inspires them to ramble on and on and on about the mysteries of the universe, despite the fact they experience extreme difficulties unraveling the mysteries of opening their bathroom door? Crazy people flock by the thousands to the concept of god, the evil government, and bizarre conspiracies, but you never once see them writing about something like ants, or car tires, or the Swedish. It's always god, government, and conspiracies. Always.
The outer space backgrounds used throughout these web pages are pictures that were taken from the Hubble Telescope; which are a living testimony of Jehovah's, The Great I AM, Existence, Imagination and His Creative Power. Survivors by the Grace of God through Faith in Christ Jesus will be able to visit the universe throughout Eternity, when Jesus Returns. Are you prepared? Are you ready?
Gosh, no, I'm not ready! I've got a couple loads of laundry to do, as well as pay off my credit card bills and finish sealing my deck! Can't Jesus wait a few weeks before He comes back? That will give us enough time to set up the guest bedroom for Him.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.