Drawn Sex, submitted by Hobotron. Normally I wouldn't link to a semi-commercial porn site for an ALoD, but...this is a special case...
Enjoy the worst and most unintentionally hilarious Futurama porn in a whole wide world full of terrible and hilarious Futurama porn.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.