Drawn Sex, submitted by Hobotron. Normally I wouldn't link to a semi-commercial porn site for an ALoD, but...this is a special case...
Enjoy the worst and most unintentionally hilarious Futurama porn in a whole wide world full of terrible and hilarious Futurama porn.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.