Classic Tails Dog Oil Portraits, submitted by me. A while back I featured a website that took large sums of your money to photoshop your pet's head on a human body. Taking this idea and running with it directly into a brick wall, the woman who owns this site will take even larger sums of your money to paint your pet's head on the body of someone in a historical painting. What can you expect for upwards of $1000?
Guaranteed nightmares for the rest of your life.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.