Classic Tails Dog Oil Portraits, submitted by me. A while back I featured a website that took large sums of your money to photoshop your pet's head on a human body. Taking this idea and running with it directly into a brick wall, the woman who owns this site will take even larger sums of your money to paint your pet's head on the body of someone in a historical painting. What can you expect for upwards of $1000?
Guaranteed nightmares for the rest of your life.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.