Classic Tails Dog Oil Portraits, submitted by me. A while back I featured a website that took large sums of your money to photoshop your pet's head on a human body. Taking this idea and running with it directly into a brick wall, the woman who owns this site will take even larger sums of your money to paint your pet's head on the body of someone in a historical painting. What can you expect for upwards of $1000?

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