CHRISTIAN EXODUS, submitted by modogg. It's hard to know where to live in this sin cursed world of ours, but thankfully God is there to give you a helping hand. God, through one of his many reliable proxies, has chosen South Carolina to be his holy land, and this site invites you to bring God's Will to life by moving to one of the South's many backwards states, where you can enjoy a variety of stereotypes firsthand! It's a good thing we can't question the Will of God, because it sure doesn't hold up on paper these days.
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