Originally published on Nov. 26, 2013, The Adventures of Satan still appears regularly in SA's "What's Hot" showcase box for popular articles, and this has nothing to do with Hell being hot, because the reader-stat compiler isn't programmed to make that kind of whimsical connection! Atma, the auteur behind Satan's Choose Your Own Adventure saga, crafted a sequel that focused on an ordinary family man named Bob who's guided by input from the creatively sadistic SA Goons!
> Shit pants
> Piss pants
> Let loose an animalistc howl and fall to the ground acting like you're having a heart attack.
> do nothing/pass out
> fake a seizure, sending piss and shit in every direction
> vomit on your wife and child while speaking in tongues
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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