Originally published on Nov. 26, 2013, The Adventures of Satan still appears regularly in SA's "What's Hot" showcase box for popular articles, and this has nothing to do with Hell being hot, because the reader-stat compiler isn't programmed to make that kind of whimsical connection! Atma, the auteur behind Satan's Choose Your Own Adventure saga, crafted a sequel that focused on an ordinary family man named Bob who's guided by input from the creatively sadistic SA Goons!
> Shit pants
> Piss pants
> Let loose an animalistc howl and fall to the ground acting like you're having a heart attack.
> do nothing/pass out
> fake a seizure, sending piss and shit in every direction
> vomit on your wife and child while speaking in tongues
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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