Pathetic Inc., submitted by me.
As soon as I saw this incredible webcomic I knew that I had to thank the author by throwing as much cash his way as humanly possible. Luckily, he makes a profit by selling t-shirts featuring jokes that are right up my alley, with "dees nuts" references and the equally groundbreaking proclamation that pirates and ninjas are cool! I can not wait for the "I'm Rick James, bitch!" shirt to go on sale in seven years. It's like someone travelled a thousand years into the future and collected the absolute funniest jokes mankind had created throughout the course of that timespan, then hit his head really hard on the journey back.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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