The Huntsville Chronicle, submitted by Hickory Kincaid. I don't rightly know what's going on in this web page. It looks like a negro got an idea in his head that he could run for congress by sayin' he wants the South to rise again. I reckon I appreciate his support in a sort of, sort of abstract, sort of way. I guess it's nice that a black man knows his place and can behave but I don't think he should be running for no office or what have you.
Ain't that a sight. I wonder what these folk have to say.
I Don’t Want to be Black Anymore
By J.J. Johnson
It's not working, folks.
I have tried to do everything I can to be the African-American I’m supposed to be, but I just cannot continue. I am hereby resigning myself from the Black Race. And before I get death threats from my Black brethren out there, hear me out.
I have almost made it through another Black history month, in which I’m supposed to do all I can to insult White people for 28 days. I guess I should even say the Black History month is a racial conspiracy by White people since they only gave us 28 (or 29) days to rip their dignity to shreds, while the other months have 30 or 31 days. I guess it’s just another example of the Black man not getting his fair share.
Hallelujah, brother! Together we can make the world a place where you can have your place and I can have mine and we ain't never gotta see one another or speak to another. Thank you J.J. Johnson for helpin' me realize ain't all coloreds is bad.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.