The Hacker's Diet, submitted by Abraham. If you've ever wanted to lose weight but not exercise or leave the warm glow of your majestic Unix box, then I suppose this site will be of use to your very fat ass. In excruciating detail you will learn how to eat like a hacker, stuffing burritos in your mouth in-between arguing about nonsense and complaining about Internet forums on IRC, and some how lose weight in the process. I can only imagine this mystery process involves magic of the darkest variety, because I'm sure as hell not reading all this shit.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.