The Hacker's Diet, submitted by Abraham. If you've ever wanted to lose weight but not exercise or leave the warm glow of your majestic Unix box, then I suppose this site will be of use to your very fat ass. In excruciating detail you will learn how to eat like a hacker, stuffing burritos in your mouth in-between arguing about nonsense and complaining about Internet forums on IRC, and some how lose weight in the process. I can only imagine this mystery process involves magic of the darkest variety, because I'm sure as hell not reading all this shit.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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