Purple Bonus, submitted by Genghis The Gerbil. It's been said a million times, so I'm not going to go off on how fucked up the Japanese are. I mean, just because their culture is dominated by violence and perversion, it doesn't mean they can't make great cameras. What really makes me sick is when they use cartoons to get away with pedophilia. "Oh it's only a drawing!", the pedo anime apologists will say. "Maybe she is a 3000 year old spirit trapped in the body of a little girl, so it doesn't really count." I hate these people.

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