Purple Bonus, submitted by Genghis The Gerbil. It's been said a million times, so I'm not going to go off on how fucked up the Japanese are. I mean, just because their culture is dominated by violence and perversion, it doesn't mean they can't make great cameras. What really makes me sick is when they use cartoons to get away with pedophilia. "Oh it's only a drawing!", the pedo anime apologists will say. "Maybe she is a 3000 year old spirit trapped in the body of a little girl, so it doesn't really count." I hate these people.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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