Purple Bonus, submitted by Genghis The Gerbil. It's been said a million times, so I'm not going to go off on how fucked up the Japanese are. I mean, just because their culture is dominated by violence and perversion, it doesn't mean they can't make great cameras. What really makes me sick is when they use cartoons to get away with pedophilia. "Oh it's only a drawing!", the pedo anime apologists will say. "Maybe she is a 3000 year old spirit trapped in the body of a little girl, so it doesn't really count." I hate these people.
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The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
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