A Perfect World, submitted by Railoc. Just when I was starting to think we might be running low on terrible web comics, there is always a site like this to remind me that the well will never ever run dry.
This site foolishly boasts that it makes the world a better place one cartoon at a time. The reality is that our world continues to become less and less safe as violence, war, aggression, terrorism, famine, and everything else horrible are escalating. Therefore this site is clearly making the world a worse place one cartoon at a time.
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