Crazy Frog Racer, submitted by Caret. Didn't this whole Crazy Frog ringtone gimmick die out over a year ago? I'm pretty sure it did. Well, now you get to ride its carcass around in a bland racer in the vein of Wipeout and Mario Kart. Yay, I think! Thrill as you speed through levels lifted almost directly from that old Beetlejuice cartoon! Marvel at the generic yet hideous interface! Was the game poorly made as a clever nod to the fact that the entire fad was calculated to be annoying in the first place, or was it just plain poorly made? If I don't get answers soon I am going to send an absolutely scathing e-mail to my internet provider.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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