Crazy Frog Racer, submitted by Caret. Didn't this whole Crazy Frog ringtone gimmick die out over a year ago? I'm pretty sure it did. Well, now you get to ride its carcass around in a bland racer in the vein of Wipeout and Mario Kart. Yay, I think! Thrill as you speed through levels lifted almost directly from that old Beetlejuice cartoon! Marvel at the generic yet hideous interface! Was the game poorly made as a clever nod to the fact that the entire fad was calculated to be annoying in the first place, or was it just plain poorly made? If I don't get answers soon I am going to send an absolutely scathing e-mail to my internet provider.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.