Crazy Frog Racer, submitted by Caret. Didn't this whole Crazy Frog ringtone gimmick die out over a year ago? I'm pretty sure it did. Well, now you get to ride its carcass around in a bland racer in the vein of Wipeout and Mario Kart. Yay, I think! Thrill as you speed through levels lifted almost directly from that old Beetlejuice cartoon! Marvel at the generic yet hideous interface! Was the game poorly made as a clever nod to the fact that the entire fad was calculated to be annoying in the first place, or was it just plain poorly made? If I don't get answers soon I am going to send an absolutely scathing e-mail to my internet provider.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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