Shave Haven, submitted by Rivkah. Pubic hair is just one of those things that seem so easy. It's there or it isn't. It matches the hair on your head or it doesn't. But now the internet is yet again trying to complicate things. After all, why just have pubic hair when you could have pubic hair in the shape of a smiley face or a foot?

Pubic hair styles are becoming just as important as a means of expressing one's self as you would by wearing certain clothes or having different hair styles on your head.

I would like you to imagine the following scene. It's a business meeting. Wednesday afternoon. A respected corporation. Men and women file in wearing suits and ties. One of the men turns to another one.

First Man: Bill, there seems to be something different about you.

Second Man: Why yes, Larry, there is.

First Man: What is it? Did you lose some weight?

Second Man: No Larry. *Pulls down pants* I've shaved my pubic hair into the shape of a foot.

First Man: My god! That's amazing!

Woman Across Table From Them: Mine looks like the Sistine Chapel. *Pulls up skirt*

CEO of Corporation: We're making more money by the minute!

Pubic hair. It's the future, today.

– Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

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