BitBoys Oy, submitted by me. This is more of a walk down memory lane than a regular ALOD. When I first began reading Something Awful, Lowtax wrote a sendup of BitBoys Oy which always stuck with me, partly because the actual company was so bizarre and partly because I read with my forehead touching the screen and I had just applied a soothing rubber cement treatment to my face that morning. Imagine my surprise, then, when I discovered that they're still around. Four years and - as far as I know - zero products on the shelf later, they're actually still around. The good news? Now they're working in the cell phone realm, alongside gaming industry giants such as the guy who made that Double Dragon game on a Tiger handheld in 1990 and the guy who helped make that Double Dragon game.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.