VULVA Original, submitted by decaf.tihs. Baking bread or apple pie. A fresh bouquet of flowers. Cut grass. These are scent-memories for nearly everyone and they evoke powerful images. VULVA Original asks you "what about the scent of a woman?" They really mean the scent of a woman.

I enjoy the idea of some idiot buying this stuff and spraying himself down right before he goes into work in the morning. Coming soon: ASSHOLE Original.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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