VULVA Original, submitted by decaf.tihs. Baking bread or apple pie. A fresh bouquet of flowers. Cut grass. These are scent-memories for nearly everyone and they evoke powerful images. VULVA Original asks you "what about the scent of a woman?" They really mean the scent of a woman.
I enjoy the idea of some idiot buying this stuff and spraying himself down right before he goes into work in the morning. Coming soon: ASSHOLE Original.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.