Super Intelligent Beings, submitted by Haschel Cedricson.WELCOME
ALL OVER THE INTERNET THERE ARE THESE CRAZY PAGES WHERE PEOPLE WHO WOULD ORDINARILY BE INSANE QUIETLY BY THEMSELVES DECIDE TO TYPE IT ALL OUT AND GIVE IT MATCHING FONTS AND COLORS.
THESE SITES ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES FROM FAR AWAY THEY MAY APPEAR COMPLETELY THE SAME BUT UP CLOSE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE ALL THE LITTLE SPECIAL BITS OF WACKO THAT MAKE EACH SITE ITS OWN UNIQUE BRAND OF NUTHOUSE
AND JUST WHAT ROLE DID GOVERNMENT, TODAY'S SO-CALLED SCIENTISTS AND ASTRONOMERS PLAY IN THIS GREAT ADVANCEMENT IN MAN'S KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THESE IMPOSSIBLE TO READ CRAZY AS HELL WEBPAGES AND WHO CREATED THEM, THE SIB GODS???
I DUNNO BUT I BET ALIENS ARE INVOLVED NOW LET'S ALL SNORT SOME BEER UP OUR NOSE AND READ THIS WEBSITE
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