Extreme Haircut, submitted by Abraham. Really ugly women endure hideous and sometimes painful haircuts for your sexual gratification. Yes, you, the guy masturbating uncontrollably at the Superclips trainee.
First of all I binded her hair to a hook that was on the ceiling. Then start to cut and cut and shave her long soft hair. Durring the shave action I cut her head-skin with the razor...
Sounds just like my last time at The Haircuttery! I remember how the nice lady hog tied me and then bound my hair to a nail she had hammered into the wall. Then she shaved me with a fistful of ground glass. It was totally worth the $7.95!
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