Extreme Haircut, submitted by Abraham. Really ugly women endure hideous and sometimes painful haircuts for your sexual gratification. Yes, you, the guy masturbating uncontrollably at the Superclips trainee.
First of all I binded her hair to a hook that was on the ceiling. Then start to cut and cut and shave her long soft hair. Durring the shave action I cut her head-skin with the razor...
Sounds just like my last time at The Haircuttery! I remember how the nice lady hog tied me and then bound my hair to a nail she had hammered into the wall. Then she shaved me with a fistful of ground glass. It was totally worth the $7.95!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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