High Status Male, submitted by OnYourRight. Learning how to seduce women from DVDs and books you get on the Internet is sort of like learning how to sail a ship from a guy who makes ships in a bottle. All of these seduction techniques are 100% foolproof and they all seem identical, possibly because step one is usually some really buzz-wordy way of saying "put on a clean shirt and stop farting." Or should I say, "enclothe yourself in cotton confidence and focus on your restraint technique when you make the green approach."
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.