High Status Male, submitted by OnYourRight. Learning how to seduce women from DVDs and books you get on the Internet is sort of like learning how to sail a ship from a guy who makes ships in a bottle. All of these seduction techniques are 100% foolproof and they all seem identical, possibly because step one is usually some really buzz-wordy way of saying "put on a clean shirt and stop farting." Or should I say, "enclothe yourself in cotton confidence and focus on your restraint technique when you make the green approach."
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