Game Legacies, submitted by Cyberventurer. Ah, the Internet of yore, when webrings bound us and marquee-scrolling text and clashing multicolored layouts delighted our eyes. How I yearn for the days before message boards, when teenaged nerds had to take such initiative to get their voices heard. How I long for designs using frames, and links that pop up in new windows, oh me, and the embedded music files on every page.
How my heart aches to read one boy’s opinion of Star Wars. How I would love to see a hit counter with the number “143” on it just one more time, as it was when the Internet was fresh and new, when its users were quaint and virginal. Gamelegacies.com, I thank you for a delightful trip down memory lane. Now get the hell out of here!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.