Game Legacies, submitted by Cyberventurer. Ah, the Internet of yore, when webrings bound us and marquee-scrolling text and clashing multicolored layouts delighted our eyes. How I yearn for the days before message boards, when teenaged nerds had to take such initiative to get their voices heard. How I long for designs using frames, and links that pop up in new windows, oh me, and the embedded music files on every page.
How my heart aches to read one boy’s opinion of Star Wars. How I would love to see a hit counter with the number “143” on it just one more time, as it was when the Internet was fresh and new, when its users were quaint and virginal. Gamelegacies.com, I thank you for a delightful trip down memory lane. Now get the hell out of here!
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.