God Direct, submitted by Eldrad. If you like your cruddy new age religion with a side of cruddy new age music then God Direct is the full hot order. Relax to the soothing tunes of beautiful MIDI while you delve deep into the realm of the spiritual and discover that you are god, or, like something man.
What or Who is God?
God is pure energy
The energy of Love
The energy of Conscious, continuous creation
The Consciousness behind and within all that is form and formless
So God is pretty much the Force from Star Wars and we're all Jedis and we just don't know it. But, is God Direct right for me?
Do you believe you are a Spiritual Being having a human experience?
You mean like in the Matrix? Like I'm really some naked dude in a toilet bowl dreaming all of this? Can I God myself up a machinegun arm or something? My answer is yes, because this sounds awesome.
Do you believe your Love is the most powerful thing on the planet? If not, why not?
I'm not really too into science and stuff, but was that thing they dropped on Japan Love? If so then yes, love is the most powerful thing on the planet.
Do you believe your personal drama is competing with your Spiritual life?
Yes! My baby mama is on my back all the time and I haven't even had a single chance to fight any agents or those ghost twin guys who finish each other's sentences like Tomax and Xamot from GI Joe.
If your answer is YES, you are in the right place at the right time.
Awesome! I'll see you guys on the Architect level where he shoots fireballs.
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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