Religious people! LOL!
A similar thing happened to me except it involves more urine.
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 ~ "Ice Cap Zone"
I saw God playing Counter-Strike the other day and there wasn't much pwning going on if you know what I mean.
The Lord Jesus Christ is my only friend. He's like that lovable R.O.B. toy for Nintendo.
Yeah, but according to John 15:14, Jesus will only be my friend if I do what he says. I thought Jesus was a friend, not my boss.
Unfortunately the Bible doesn't exactly teach you how to get a woman so I don't think you're going to have these problems, buddy.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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